Distracted Instigator

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r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

(via sorry--imfangirling)

— 1 day ago with 31358 notes

#text  #brent 

angel-bite-me:

madnessinthemist:

camsfarts:

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY SHOTS

Dude I know what I want for my next birthday

Jell-O shots :3 get it?

(Source: thehollowplaces, via watsonis2spoopy)

— 3 days ago with 91262 notes

#alcohol  #jelloshots  #want 

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

(via ollivander)

— 6 days ago with 154911 notes

#text 

blazeberg:

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

(via littlemissflames)

— 6 days ago with 365120 notes

#barbie  #preach  #damn 

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via pineplapple)

— 1 week ago with 139816 notes

#text 

pokescans:

Pokémon Center Yokohama, part 3/4.

(via pumpkaboo-spice-lattes)

— 1 week ago with 12417 notes

#pokemon  #oh my god  #oh  #my  #god  #want  #need  #ohmygod 

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 week ago with 623707 notes

#text 
sotouchy:


Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

AWWWWWW

sotouchy:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

AWWWWWW

(Source: funnynhilariousgif, via jack-the-human)

— 1 week ago with 293975 notes

#important