Distracted Instigator

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mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

damn right my friend is hot
i could introduce you but I’d have to charge

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 5 hours ago with 229212 notes

#text 

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 6 hours ago with 43537 notes

#because 
blackfemalescientist:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

Boob cups are even worse than that. Because they curve around the breast, if you’re hit in the chest all the force is concentrated on the sternum, which will break and potentially puncture the heart and lungs. But i guess the people who draw them are hoping that the enemies will be too aroused to attack?

blackfemalescientist:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

atomic-glitter:

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

Boob cups must be the most uncomfortable things on earth… What the hell are you supposed to do when one of your boobs slips out? Let’s say you inhale or move your chest somehow so your breasts get free from the cup and end up clipped on the edge?? You can’t even pull them like you can when your bra gets all screwed up! Like who wants to wear that while they’re fighting monsters and shit?

I hit reblog so hard I may have sprained my finger

Boob cups are even worse than that. Because they curve around the breast, if you’re hit in the chest all the force is concentrated on the sternum, which will break and potentially puncture the heart and lungs. But i guess the people who draw them are hoping that the enemies will be too aroused to attack?

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere, via littlemissflames)

— 1 day ago with 91000 notes

#important 

ven0moth:

*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 1 day ago with 159057 notes

#text 

spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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(Source: wo-nderland, via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

— 1 day ago with 99047 notes

#make up 
totorotupac:

NI BAGHERA DONT BE SAD HERE NOW GO TO SKEEP

totorotupac:

NI BAGHERA DONT BE SAD HERE NOW GO TO SKEEP

— 1 day ago with 6 notes

#drunk kao  #is best kao  #JK  #kao is best kao 

musicdotmid:

idina_menzel-let_it_go.mid

(via ollivander)

— 2 days ago with 172 notes

#music 

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

— 2 days ago with 125905 notes

#wOw 

fiztheancient:

spongecock:

coolsad:

Play this at my funeral

Emotional

i love this video so much

(Source: anoia, via scienceslut)

— 2 days ago with 91180 notes

#music 

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via caffeinated-dna)

— 2 days ago with 165020 notes

#the booty 

jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

(via upsetyouemma)

— 2 days ago with 66522 notes

#gpoy