Distracted Instigator

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falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

(via poetryguy1)

— 2 days ago with 175639 notes

#text  #superpowers  #ohmygod  #important  #oh my god  #OH MY GOD  #I NEED IT OH MY GOD 
Anonymous asked: show me more of your dazzling journeys throughout the interwebs


Answer:

scienceslut:

*stares off into the distance* “well it all started in third grade when I became obsessed as fuck with neopets…”

— 2 days ago with 11 notes

#text  #laura  #neopets 

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 2 days ago with 379312 notes

#abby  #text 

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

(via youdontreallywantthis)

— 2 days ago with 181949 notes

#art 
levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

(Source: flygoing, via sorry--imfangirling)

— 3 days ago with 34672 notes

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via pineplapple)

— 3 days ago with 148302 notes

#kim Kardashian Hollywood  #important 

meepodhui:

garrusdatingsimulator:

soullikediamonds:

mkeading:

constantfailtage:

giraffesrampages:

bjergerqueen:

baremidriffs7:

some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross

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What the fuck happens in League of Legends

(via ivegotsunshinee)

— 3 days ago with 128105 notes

#league of legends  #lol 

fromthebulkheads:

literiley:

smoke-babies:

swolizard:

My friend just sent this to me on fb and Im gonna buy every single one of them

How do I buy..

this time on brokemon

I need these… aimosyaya

(via ivegotsunshinee)

— 3 days ago with 290 notes

#clothes  #pokemon  #brent 

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

"hey can we go in your room" 
"no" 
"why not" 
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y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 3 days ago with 34659 notes

fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

(via scienceslut)

— 3 days ago with 185890 notes

#hijab  #best  #important