Distracted Instigator

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

(via scienceslut)

— 1 day ago with 199378 notes

#omg  #this is so good  #perf  #i love it  #best  #important 

ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

(Source: farx, via scienceslut)

— 1 day ago with 128298 notes

#video  #this music needs to play in the background of my life forever 

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

EVEN IF A GIRL IS EMOTIONAL BECAUSE SHES “ON HER PERIOD” DOESNT MEAN ITS A GOOD IDEA TO CALL HER OUT ON IT CAUSE LEMME TELL YOU WHEN IM OPENLY BLEEDING I HAVE ENOUGH RAGE AND APPETITE TO EAT MY WEIGHT IN CHOCOLATE AND I CAN PROBABLY EAT YOU TOO SO BACK THE FUCK UP

I like how this very slowly gets notes like everyone once in a while a girl gets her enemy and then come back and reblogs this

(via sorry--imfangirling)

— 2 days ago with 129385 notes

#text 

knight-of-heart-13:

condensedbloodmilk:

aviaviprime:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

AS SOMEONE WITH A DICK, THAT IS A BAD IDEA, HOW WOULD YOU PEE

INDESTRUCTIBLE DICK THO 

GUYS STOP THINKING BOUT YOR DICK AND THINK OF THE SUPER SUITS!!!!!!!!!!

— 2 days ago with 114637 notes

#science 

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

(via youdontreallywantthis)

— 2 days ago with 42958 notes

#text 
A quick tip for writers out there, who use Microsoft Word:

miss-evening:

Change the background colour of the pages to a mint green shade.

image

It is said that green is a calming colour, however, the main reason why I like this, is because I can write for a much longer period of time now, as a white background I used before made my eyes dry and exhausted after just a few hours of working.

It is basically much more soft and careful to the eyes. I can’t precisely explain why that is. I think it’s that by making a pinch softer contrast of the text and the background, your eyes does not get exposed to as much light.

Just make sure to not make the background too dark, or else your eyes will get exhausted due to over-fixating the lack of contrast between text and background.

And maybe you find a nice pastel/light background shade that fits you; give it a try.

Different things work out and fits for different people. And I just felt like sharing this.

Here’s the shade numbers I used to get my preferred colour:

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Thanks for reading.

(via in-a-hat)

— 2 days ago with 22860 notes

#hey this looks cool  #school 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

(via praiseworthybread)

— 2 days ago with 48559 notes

#text  #science 
twotwentyonebbakerst:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

precious

twotwentyonebbakerst:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

precious

(via katsplanet)

— 2 days ago with 179853 notes

#feminism  #loooooooooool 
thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

thetremblingofmyhand:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

No. Don’t stop. This is perfect

(via blowjcb)

— 2 days ago with 77681 notes

#feminism  #playboy  #catcalling  #katie 
thatsmyghoststuck:

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad


DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF THE BAKING FANDOM I WILL FUCK YOU UP SERIOUSLY THAT PICTURE IS PISSING ME OFF LIKE NO ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING RUIN YOUR COOKIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT TAKE SOME OF THOSE OUT OF THERE AND GET ANOTHER FUCKING PAN JESUS CHRIST YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO HAVE A GIANT FUCKING COOKIE CAKE INSTEAD OF YOUR DAMN PRECIOUS COOKIES. YOU WANTED SMALL CUTE LITTLE COOKIES? TOO BAD YOURE GETTING A GODDAMN COOKIE CAKE IF YOU DONT TAKE 16 OF THOSE COOKIE DOUGH BALLS OUT OF THAT PAN

thatsmyghoststuck:

ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were

baking bad

DONT YOU MAKE FUN OF THE BAKING FANDOM I WILL FUCK YOU UP SERIOUSLY THAT PICTURE IS PISSING ME OFF LIKE NO ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING RUIN YOUR COOKIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT TAKE SOME OF THOSE OUT OF THERE AND GET ANOTHER FUCKING PAN JESUS CHRIST YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO HAVE A GIANT FUCKING COOKIE CAKE INSTEAD OF YOUR DAMN PRECIOUS COOKIES. YOU WANTED SMALL CUTE LITTLE COOKIES? TOO BAD YOURE GETTING A GODDAMN COOKIE CAKE IF YOU DONT TAKE 16 OF THOSE COOKIE DOUGH BALLS OUT OF THAT PAN

(via knight-of-heart-13)

— 2 days ago with 1109139 notes

#food  #fuck yeah  #important  #baking cookies us so importamt to me  #like holy shit