Distracted Instigator
i reblogged this before but we actually started playing this game and it has resulted in spilled drinks, flying cigarettes, and friends getting hit in the gut with 5lb crystal balls
it is fantastic
Dear all my friends,
We are playing this okay okay.
(Source: lickettysplitt)
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
(via dancerlove321)
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
(via fat-and-pretentious)
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
(via thats-so-robin)
ktjjj submitted:
once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state
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Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English
| Mamihlapinatapei (Yagan, an indigenous language of Tierra del Fuego): | The wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start. |
| Yuanfen (Chinese): | A relationship by fate or destiny. This is a complex concept. It draws on principles of predetermination in Chinese culture, which dictate relationships, encounters and affinities, mostly among lovers and friends. |
| Cafuné (Brazilian Portuguese): | The act of tenderly running your fingers through someone's hair. |
| Retrouvailles (French): | The happiness of meeting again after a long time. |
| Ilunga (Bantu): | A person who is willing to forgive abuse the first time; tolerate it the second time, but never a third time. |
| La Douleur Exquise (French): | The heart-wrenching pain of wanting someone you can’t have. |
| Koi No Yokan (Japanese): | The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall into love. |
| Ya’aburnee (Arabic): | “You bury me.” It’s a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person, because of how difficult it would be to live without them. |
| Forelsket: | (Norwegian): The euphoria you experience when you’re first falling in love. |
| Saudade (Portuguese): | The feeling of longing for someone that you love and is lost. Another linguist describes it as a "vague and constant desire for something that does not and probably cannot exist." |
Apple Pie Cookies Tutorial {click link for full recipe and tutorial}
STOP
Damn you.
(via ollivander)
| someone: | what are your plans for the weekend |
| me: | who knows |
| me: | (i know) |
| me: | (i'm not leaving the house) |
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
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